I DON’T KNOW HOW OR WHY, BUT YESTERDAY I SUCCESSFULLY CURSED A WAITER!
He turned into a KANGAROO. How DIABOLICAL — they are not even native to the region, he will have no idea how to deal with local predators.
THIS IS GLORIOUS! LOOK OUT, YOU STUPID WORLD! LOOK OUT, MEXICO! I’VE GOT PLENTY OF PENT UP EVIL TO UNLEASH!
…my cackle is far less effective in text.