It didn’t work. I can’t do it.
The moment I write Oz or myself into the context of a story, everything I have been writing disappears. Just like that — Poof! — all my work, gone. Tried three times, then thought about calling up Microsoft to complain about this glitch in Word, but…
Who am I kidding. This isn’t a glitch in Word. It may even be more along the lines of Magic, but Oz knows it’s not a form of magic I like.
I can’t read stories about me. They appear blank. The moment the story I’m writing becomes about me, I can’t see it. I even tried using an alias, thinking I could do find-replace after… even that didn’t work.
Looks like we’re stuck depending on you guys, after all. Though I’m not exactly sure how I’m supposed to read your works, either. Maybe this “Mr. Administrator” has some way to bypass the blankness, I don’t know. I’m very frustrated right now.
That said, I really appreciate the extent to which you guys are going to make me comfortable with the process. I’ll give any notes possible to ensure I have a suitably evil homecoming.